Right now for the important stuff, how to be a Welshman in ten easy steps…

1. Be able to drink 10 pints in a night, then go down the pub
2. Always accept a drink if someone is buying.
3. Know the names of all police in the area.
4. Speak more clearly when drunk than when sober.
5. Buy two rounds when at the bar, less walking.
6. Never be seen without a pint in you hand.
7. Think that a hard days work is getting up at ten o'clock.
8. Only be able to remember 20% of your nights out.
9. Think sober was they guy you met down the pub the other night.
10. Always sing along to music, no matter how embarrassing.

So you think you manage all that? Well you've still got one problem, there is one last golden rule in being a Welshman…

You have to be born in Wales.

Sorry.